With optional mind-control satellite.

Rory just cracks me up :-D. There's more than a grain of truth to it as well. I know I'd much rather be cutting code (even if it's just rejigging a UI and struggling to get Windows to work the way it's supposed to) than following up sales leads and all that other boring stuff that actually keeps us in business

He also posted a while back about why you shouldn't mess with nerds (some profanity, and it would probably help to be a nerd to really appreciate the humour :-)).